Since I have exam reading these days I have little time to spend on my blog (although I would neglect pretty much anything for this obsession-called-internet). Also I see that fellow bloggers are doing such an excellent job (as usual, except for David Treppenwitz though, he's slacking!) describing current events.
But I did want to mention one thing that crossed my mind while reading Gilly's blog. I have never met Gilly, but I am very well aware of the fact that he is born and bred in London, and according to David Treppenwitz (who has met him), he sounds like "a narrator for the BBC".
Now I don't know about the rest of you (again, except for Treppenwitz who calls them "voices in his head"), but I always, always narrate while reading blogs, and often the accents/voices I hear in my head make little sense. The only voices I've actually heard are those of the following:
Lisa: A Canadian with a very sophisticated and personalised way of speaking. It's really contagious.
She can speak really fast in Hebrew by the way.
My Obiter Dicta (Jeffrey): He speaks really fast and I actually sometimes had problems keeping up. (He and Lisa both speak in virtually unaccented Hebrew, which is unusual for anglo-Israeli adults).
Treppenwitz: Has the kind of voice that has a really calming effect on you. It has crossed my mind that David should have become a dentist. I think that might have worked out quite well!
However, apart from that it's left to my imagination, so I decided to share with you how I 'narrate' some of my regular reads (in my head, of course).
Geviha Ben Pesisa: American accent spoken fast, with an extensive vocabulary.
Hasidic Gentile: I don't narrate. But you are no Brit to me!
Israel Midnight Café: This is the mystery man, but I'm guessing you speak almost exactly with a typical American accent. (Until recently I sort of narrated with a British accent, though). And I'm also guessing you're not bad looking. It's just a guess.
Israellycool: American accent, in an excited tone of voice (and yes I know you're Australian).
Neither here nor there: British all the wayyy
Nice Jewish Boy: Super-American accent with slang and stuff
Not a Fish: Now you see this is weird. Don't you speak with a British accent? I narrate with more of an American..
Oleh Girl: Why do you sound like a "cowboy girl" in my head??
Reb Lazer's Shtibble: Oh well I've watched interviews, and you sounded different from what I would have thought!
Rishon Rishon: Good & educated language, soft voice speaking quitely (I could be way off here with the latter)
yiddishe-kop: Serious American girl who speaks calmly
But then the question remains. How do you all narrate me? Come on, lets hear it..
Hmm, I sometimes 'hear' you with a Swedish accent and sometimes with a Norwegian one but never with an Icelandic one, I'm sorry to say. I'll work on it!
I don't have an "accent" per se. I don't sound like I'm from the south unless I've just been talking to my mother (then everyone who knows me say, ahh you must have just talked to your mother because the southern belle is coming out). Most people can't place where I'm from in the States. I'm starting to pick up a NY accent (sez people from the south) especially after hanging out with friends from Long Island. I'm told I have a Danish accent to my German and on a few rare occasions people assumed I was from other parts of Germany to my incredible glee. I'm afraid I have a very identifiably american accent to my hebrew though :( Wait, what hebrew?!
Well....Adrian is RSE with a bit of Somerset. I still have quite a bit of residual US twang to my wierd accent which is a mix of California, London with a pinch of emmmmmm Ivrit. My yank friends say I have a "British accent" and native Londoners say I sound "American". Northerners for some reason say I sound Irish...
sorry- finland was the closest i could get to iceland.
Maria April 27, 2005 11:41 PM PDT Orly: How can you say that Scandinavian accents 'can't be that different' when David Treppenwitz can hear the difference between a Norwegian and a Swedish accent! (very impressive btw)!
As for confusing a Hebrew, Spanish, and Greek accent, well... yes and my mother can't hear a difference between spoken French and German. Some people just aren't good with sounds...
Alice: I do know what Björk means. It's my sister's name in case I didn't tell you.
Aussie Dave: Yeah we should both do that, to set this thing straight!
Alice April 27, 2005 02:15 PM PDT
Oh, and Bjork is a lovely name. It means 'birch', as in the tree, in English. And they are most beautiful trees, especially in the Scandinavian summer. (But you knew all that already, smarty.)
Maria April 27, 2005 12:51 AM PDT And one more thing for David...
not your narrative voice. We've spoken on the phone, remember.
Maria April 27, 2005 12:50 AM PDT Hey Lisa knows what I sound like. I need her to save my honor now! Lisa, say something!!
Maria April 27, 2005 12:35 AM PDT Finns have awful accents. I can't believe you would say that!
Ohhh I should never have raised this question! Now I shall be forced to speak to all of you!
i'll admit it- i also narrate when reading. i've never actually met anyone form iceland, so i have no idea what you might sound like. but i did know this one girl from finland and so i use her accent whenever i'm narrating your blog. i'd imagine that you might have a more down-to earth way of speaking, if that makes any sense.
Oh and Orly...
My Hebrew is not very good. I mean I speak English when I'm in Israel, and I find it hard to speak and understand. But I DO know basic Hebrew. I have learned most of the grammar rules, I *sort of* have a pretty extensive vocabulary. But I'm totally out of practise and in serious need of ulpan and speaking.
Why on earth would I sound Swedish? I'm Icelandic!
Besides, all my time of associating with native English speakers (mostly from USA) in Israel has caused me to sound like an American. I don't really have much of an accent at all. But I CAN fake both a Swedish and an Icelandic accent. As well as Hebrew one, etc. I'm also the best as speaking Hebrew with several accents, especially the Portugese :p
I just watched an Oprah segment on Iceland. They had some Icelandic TV personality named Svanhild (I think). She said that in Iceland people can go to jail for making bigoted comments to other people. I thought that sounded kind of strange given what you've said about your experiences. But of course the whole audience clapped. You guys are so enlightened!
Oh, and she tried to get Oprah to eat lamb's testicles. Mmmmm.
To me you talk kind of fast and have a Swedish accent. And I think you like to laugh and are generally smiley and witty.
Maria April 25, 2005 09:13 PM PDT I think I probably sound more like Henry Kissinger than like björk
Maria April 25, 2005 09:11 PM PDT Bjork? I hate when people ask me that. I can 'do' her accent, but...
Maria April 25, 2005 09:02 PM PDT Alice! I was thinking about putting you on the list but I was too lazy. In my head you always have this really happy & jolly sounding voice.